Resident Evil: Apocalypse: A Review

If you liked the first one, you'll like this. If you liked xXx, you'll probably like this. If you're looking for artsy crap or a totally coherent plot that someone spent more than an hour on, then I think you came into the wrong theatre.

Zombies get shot, stabbed, lit on fire, blown up, run over by cars, kicked in the face, and decapitated, mostly by Milla Jovovich. Breast are bared, if not for a great deal of time. Motorcycles are inexplicably jumped through windows, and it all makes sense, if you don't think about it too hard. If this was the Shawshank Redemption with Andy Dufrsne escaping by building a Harley-Davidson Fat Boy entirely out of soap and jumping it through a 2' square window with bars while the warden's head explodes from astonishment, I would feel rather violated, but this is a movie based on a computer game, so there's no need to set the bar very high.

My rating: $5.