Review: First Daughter

First Daughter: It's pretty much just like Chasing Liberty, only with Katie Holmes instead of Mandy Moore. Normally, that would be a point in Daughter's favor, except the only thing Liberty had going for it was that Mandy Moore seems slutty enough that even I'd have a chance with her, so I could create elaborate fantasies involving Mandy, me, and a whole jar of chunky peanut butter and watch them play out on my head during the stupid parts of the film. That is to say, the parts between the previews and the credits. With First Daughter, I didn't even have that to keep me company, as Katie consistently rejects me, even in my imaginary happy land.

My rating for First Daughter: $1.

additional note: I swear to you that I did not pay to see Chasing Liberty. My mother lacks whatever sense that keeps most of the rest of us from renting obviously godawful movies. I love her dearly, but I no longer let her go to Blockbuster Video unaccompanied.

Now, to cheer you up, a kitty:



Awwww.