In Which Nate Applies for a Reality TV Show

Some time ago, a friend told me about a new reality show involving a sort of long-distance scavenger hunt; sort of an Amazing Race kind of thing, only with motorcyclists.

The show's grand prize was to be a "highly customized Harley-Davidson", which was a bummer, but I could always sell it and buy 5 or 6 other bikes that I'd actually ride. And they were looking for applicants.

I filled out their online application, answering most of the questions with the repeated assertion that I was really Batman, and then I promptly forgot about it until they called me a couple of days later and told me they were interested, and would I please make a video introducing me and send it in?

So I called around and gathered Gavin, the man with the camera and a hell of an editor, and Jason, the tall drink of water who you'll see in the video, a bastard with a talent for writing scripts, and we made this:

Also, I apologize.