Sweep Them Right the Hell Up

A few years back, a friend of mine at work decided to coin the phrase "sweep my nuts".

He never fully explained the meaning, which I think may have been for the best:


When you tell someone, "sweep my nuts, wangbasket", it's an insult and simultaneously a mystery. He knows "nuts" is bad. Obviously he's being asked to service a scrotum in some fashion, but sweep? How do you sweep nuts?

The result being that the victim is insulted, but he's too paralyzed by the mystery to respond in time to save face.
Brilliant, I say.

Brilliant.