Early Mourning

...by the Abominable Showmen:

Wu: a Limerick

There's a Japanese fellow named Wu,
Who had puberty strike at age two;
It is said of his meat,
were each inch made a beat,
and then written down, he'd have haiku.


Note: Yes, it's a dirty limerick. it's said that there are three kinds of limericks: the limericks that you can recite in the presence of women and clergy, the limericks that you can recite in the presence of clergy but not women, and real limericks. I write real limericks because i'm a traditional kind of guy, as anyone who has dared to peek under my kilt will tell you.